national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

National Suck a Ballsack Day

On June 17th, all are welcome to suck the most sweaty ballsack they please to. After all, it is National Suck a Ballsack Day every June 17th.

excuse me sir may I please suck your ballsack?

is it National Suck a Ballsack Day?

Yep, it's June 17th.

by ButtFartMegaShitCuntTittyAss June 16, 2019

National Alexis(M) Day

October 8th is National Alexis(M) Day! Tell your favorite Alexis happy National Day to them!

Person A: Hey have you talked to an Alexis today?

Person B: No? Why?

Person A: It's National Alexis(M) Day!

Person B: My cousin is named Alexis! I'll text him now!

by lumivou October 8, 2020

National Throw Seb Day

A day, October 3rd where we can throw all people called Sebastian. Especially if they are ginger.

Person 1:Yo, did you hear its national throw Seb day
Person2:yeah

by Rufusaa October 24, 2020

National John Sakars day

A day to celebrate your veganism on 18th of January

Wow, it's national John Sakars day today!

by Jsjacvbsncjjc January 14, 2017

National spittin bars day

On January 28 is National spit bars day where you get to freestyle any kind of bar or any kind of beat you want

Friend: you did you know its national spittin bars day?
You: No?
Friend: well freestyle rap anything you want and there you go

by Mr.LOOKOUT January 11, 2022

National Kobe and Gigi day

On february 26 it will be national Kobe and Gigi day

Friend 1 why’d you yell Kobe and Gigi. Friend 2 cuz it’s national Kobe and Gigi day to honor them.

by sadday101 January 28, 2020