National Pussy Destroyer Day

July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)

Hey jim

Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)

by swaghomosexual July 3, 2021

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

national date a ruby day!

todays your lucky day ladies and gentlemen! date a ruby day is today so go ask out your friend ruby and make her feel like the most amazing girl in the world! 😍

guy 1: dude i need a girlfriend
guy 2: its national date a ruby day! today, ASK HER OUT!!!

by rubylover82716 July 18, 2021

national drinking buddies day

august 9th is the day where you find a drinking buddy and have a sesh.

i cant wait for august 9th, it’s national drinking buddies day!

by sesher2021 August 3, 2021

National Hot Dog Day

What began June 19, 1951 at the inception of Mr Oscar Meyers first large scale distribution facility- A day to celebrate Americas most delicious pastime

Wow! Can't wait to celebrate national hot dog day!

by Teavana October 1, 2017

National bf/gf day

Happy not-anniversary, but it’s a special day. Tell them you love them and you honor them. ❤️❤️

Me:Happy February 9th!
You: why’s it specia?
Me: it’s February 9th, national bf/gf day!!
You: ok yay!

by dropling December 6, 2020

National smell pussy day

National smell pussy day is on May 3rd The day everyone smells pussy

Emely :smell this Tommy:smell what Emely :my fingers it's national smell pussy day

by National dayz101 May 27, 2018