Gummy Bear

A person who believes in something full heartedly with only half the facts.

Those gummy bear Mormons have no idea what their talking about.

by Camel with a jetpack April 11, 2023

gummy bears

something desirable. usually a snack at the ungodly hour of 3am

"mmm a pack of gummy bears sound real good right about now~"

by R0tt3ngutz666 February 4, 2022

Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!

I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!

by The pedophilic rizz master May 28, 2023

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.

Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears

by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023

Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024