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interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.
Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?
by NotSimply March 21, 2017
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Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.
Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.
by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024
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Cummy Bears

When you're masturbating using gummy bears, and cum on them then eat them
I got a bag of gummy bears to use for later making cummy bears when I get off then eat them
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 22, 2022
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Lovey bear

The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.
by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022
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Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.
I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything
by bunn1ey April 8, 2022
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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
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