National Ass-grab Month

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.

“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

by Mullet__Man April 20, 2019

National Make Out Day

On April 27th It is National Make Out Day Single or not grab some one and make out

International Make Out Day

by Shyness 😏 April 21, 2019

National Suck a Ballsack Day

On June 17th, all are welcome to suck the most sweaty ballsack they please to. After all, it is National Suck a Ballsack Day every June 17th.

excuse me sir may I please suck your ballsack?

is it National Suck a Ballsack Day?

Yep, it's June 17th.

by ButtFartMegaShitCuntTittyAss June 16, 2019

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

National Make out day

National make out day on October 16th 🙃 the day you can just make out with anyone you'd like whether they're taken or not

Some guy: *Makes out with taken girl*
Girl: I'm taken
Some guy: it's fine my dudes it's national make out day

by twilight.sparkles October 15, 2019

National Bully Mason Day

On the day, August 30, any person name Mason is to be bullied.

Chad: Hey you know what today is?
Jeremiah Smith III: Hell yeah, National Bully Mason Day.

by Shazala August 29, 2019

National Hot Dog Day

What began June 19, 1951 at the inception of Mr Oscar Meyers first large scale distribution facility- A day to celebrate Americas most delicious pastime

Wow! Can't wait to celebrate national hot dog day!

by Teavana October 1, 2017