Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021

Pin's law

A law stating "A community is always known for it's worst examples", coined by Reddit user u/Impressive_Pin8761.

"People thinking of Vegans as aggressive and overbearing is an example of Pin's law."

by Lé Flonkér January 13, 2026