December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

December 12

The anniversary of the release of that one tomtord animatic maethorian made.

"Dude, it's December 12th! Remember that tomtord pork soda animatic?"

by TIMMYFISHER February 21, 2024

December 30th

Kick your local ginger

Oh look a ginger *kick* why did you do that? Because it’s December 30th

by Gingerhater28 December 12, 2023

december 14

National favorite ex day! This is a day that you celebrate your favorite ex!

“hey, who’s your favorite ex?”

“kim k., why?”

“because it’s december 14th.”

“what’s that?”

“it’s national favorite ex day!”

by cowgirl3 October 5, 2021

december 1

if your born december 1 u a real one no cap chicken no nugget husband with out a wife berries and cream cream and berries daughter without a father. why am i talking about cancer's???????

December 1?
im for real talking about cancer's ong im whites and hispanic gurrrrlllllllllllllll and im 12 my name ericka and my mom is in gerogia and i have kids in my basement😎👍🤺👩 🦯

by Twilightxsparkelz September 28, 2021

December 7th

National Bunny Day
Give lots of love to your favorite bunnies on this day, they deserve it most on this special day

Person 1: Hey dude, what's today?
Person 2: December 7th, why?
Person 1: I learned recently that today is National Bunny Day!
Person 2: Wait really?! Awesome!!

by floofy neko cutie April 16, 2021

December 26

December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought

The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 27, 2020