Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!

“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”

by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025

Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

Two fingers up

meaning you're extremely gay

"she raises two fingers up✌🏼"
"you gay? i support"

two fingers up means that y r gay

by fluttershit August 18, 2022

two pegging

Being challenged to a game of battleship in a second date and getting absolutely destroyed when with 100% accuracy they sink your last two peg battle ship.

She won the bet man, absolutely dummied me two pegging for the win.

by Mtvm February 18, 2023