Two finger hula

female masturbation, gyrating to her favorite music.

She was so turned on to seeing prince, she did the two finger hula!

by madddddkkattzz March 9, 2010

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

Two Faced

Darren & Aaron

Those Darren & Aaron have been stirring shit again and are being two faced.

by UrWostNiteMareBro October 30, 2019

Two tendons stick together

Cantonese slang, meaning crazy.

You know Sam? He's really two tendons stick together

by Poatto February 4, 2023

Two love birds

When you are holding up both middle fingers without your thumb sticking out mean “I love you”. One middle finger with no thumb mean “love you” only.

*Sticks two middle fingers up with no thumb (two love birds)*

“aww i love you too”

by Big Sitt April 12, 2024

McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.

Let me get a McPoop Two!

by Tmurry June 15, 2016

Two Wuv

A condition where a person sings about having a crush on the Oslen twins for no reason and they have a blue tie

Zeebin: Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand tha-
The Oslen twins: Ew get away
*Zeebin is now sad but still sings two Wuv*

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025