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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
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mexican

i love mexican foooood
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
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Mexican v1nce

An absoulute giga chad who hates jellybean and furrys
Boy 1 mexican v1nce just killed jelly bean
v1nce: fuck yeah
by MedTheMedic May 30, 2022
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mexican squealer

When you place your dick in a hard taco shell, cover it with hot sauce, and then jam it into your partner forcefully causing the shell to explode into a hundred pieces. The hot sauce in combination with the razor sharp tortilla fragments will cause your partner to let out a high pitched squeal.
My girl loves a good mexican squealer bro. Not only does she like the hottest hot sauce, she also likes diced jalapeños on top so her panucha burns for days!
by LecheKing May 30, 2022
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Mexican Buzz-Cut

If it doesn't rain by noon, I'm going to gas up my mower and give the lawn a mexican buzz-cut.
by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022
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Mexican

The weakest race/species of humans that have ever existed and that will ever exist. They're pussy as hell. They're too scared to leave their house during the day so they made up a pretend cartel incase someone manages to get over the border and kill them. They arent even connected. They arent even connected enough for a greencard otherwise they prefer to eat out of toilets too. Every mexican/hispanic spic is a porn star and a pussy and weak as hell. They have a bad reputation because all the adults(spics) in their Country run around naked in public and touch each others "thingys" and the stupid mexican children (spics) look up to it for some reason.

If they did actually have a cartel it would be nothing but a bunch of dudes jacking each other off in front of their mothers.
person1: Mexican!

person2: STOP FUCKING BRINGING UP PORNHUB!
by I'll make ur kids cry for my D December 6, 2021
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