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Gentleman Jack

When a male masturbates (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).

A play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.
Roger felt fancy on Friday night, so he decided to give himself a Gentleman Jack.
by Andy Heen-Aerms January 17, 2011
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jack dail

Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.
Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz
by NOTAHATER January 13, 2015
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jack in the box

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's pussy. From "Box", britisjh slang for pussy. and jacking.. so to have "Jack in the box", is semen in the pussy
Hey you see that nasty chick in Cream pies #8?
Yeah, totally Jack in the Box
by lordonightmares December 14, 2006
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Jack and Coke

A way to ruin two perfect beverages at once.
Genetically incapable of appreciating the simple perfection of either Coca-Cola or Jack Daniels Whiskey, Jim-Jim ruined both by making a nasty Jack and Coke...
by Robanero December 19, 2011
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jack wagon

receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"
by phabineus December 26, 2010
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Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.
"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"
by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009
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Jack and Jane

A combination of Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mary Jane. Usually started with the weed to dull the taste of shitty whiskey because you're too damn cheap/stupid to buy good alcohol, or if you're bold, started with the whiskey to increase toking efficiency. Guaranteed to wreck your shit.
I have shitty whiskey, I have shitty weed. Time for a Jack and Jane
by Captain Asshole October 3, 2009
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