Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021

Law

Females are now saying once again the law is not on their side. In reality, the law is not on anyone's side, including Bill Cosby's, any more than the media is. Instead of being with the rest of the human race, it still seems like females still expect to be treated differently than the rest of the human race, that the law should be on their side, and that it would be right if it was. They are special because males don't have babies.

The law is not on your side, and nowadays, with the Derek Chauvin trial, the law is not even on their own side any more. Kind of like criminals are not on each other's side, there is no honor amongst thieves either. All these groups are just people like everyone else, no group above the other, or the law.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

ice's first law of maps

ice's first law of maps states that for every fictional map large enough, an area within it will resemble the Mediterranean even if slightly.

ice's first law of maps just look at some maps

by icesuu July 9, 2021