national bully laney day

every year on October 27th you have to bully any friend(s) named laney

Girl: you are a fat pig
Laney: why did you say that?
Girl: it is national bully laney day. no hate

by wasian329 September 19, 2021

National "Send nudes" day!

November the 8th is a date that you should send nudes to your good friend, and in return they should send one to you!

Person 1: Happy National "Send nudes" day!

Person 1: *sends nudes*

Person 2: Awww! You too!

Person 2: *replies with nudes*

by describer101 November 7, 2020

National kick nuts day

December 1'st you will be able to kick a boys nuts. They wont be able to say anything all i gotta say is they better run before they get kicked

Kick them in their baby makers so they could feel hurt lol
Boy: wyd
Girl: kicking your nuts
National kick nuts day: just kick a boys balls

by NameMePlease November 20, 2021

National kiss a cheerleader day

National kiss a cheerleader day is May 27th , go shoot your shot w a cheerleader because they’re hot as shit!

Do you know what day it is?

“No”
“Bro it’s national kiss a cheerleader day, go shoot your shot man!”

by Penis1234566789 February 12, 2020

National beat Ernesto day

On March 21st, throw hands at your local Ernesto from behind. Knock 'em senseless. Pray he has good insurance.

Oh shit Cecile, it's National beat Ernesto day! GET ERNESTO'S ASS!

by Frozenko March 21, 2021

National Grant Stratton Day

A day to honor one of the greatest players in jasper baseball history and to recognize him for all of his glory.

“Why are all these girls so wet.” “Because it’s national Grant Stratton Day.”

by Sport’s Recognition August 10, 2022

National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

by Has a Backstabbing friend November 5, 2019