Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022

A mexican flamingo

Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass

Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that

by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.

Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"

by TheDarbster July 20, 2022

Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)

Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.

by Mitchkran July 22, 2022

Mexican pheasant

A black and white bird aka the magpie

Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"

Sergio " you racist bastard!"

by ButcherOG July 23, 2022

Mexican Gaslight

The individual known as Soli on discord

"Did you actually send him a big black cock!?" - Vicar
"No I sent him MIIIiiiiiiIIIINNNnnnnEEEEEE" - Soli 2022

Typical Mexican Gaslight behavior

by Animica July 23, 2022