crowd face

The kind of face that blends into a crowd. Someone you know might have a crowd face if you've met many times but can't seem to recognize them. Or if you can't pick them out of pictures.

"Dude, why didn't you talk to Sandy?"

"That was Sandy? I can't seem to recognize her, she must have a crowd face."

by Scraendor November 6, 2013

Simba Face

A face that shows complete and utter surprise, usually made after a statement delivered by someone else. Often the individual making the Simba Face cannot face the truth of the statement and so remains speechless. Named after Simba from the Lion King, due to his colorful facial expressions.

"Hey Frank, did you say the 'Simba Face' John made yesterday?"
"What happened?"
"Well, Mark told John he was screwing up the companys funding with his inane ideas, and he just gave him a total simba face in return"

by mike878 December 15, 2013

The WTF Face

The look a person gives someone right after or while saying "What the fuck?".

Adam said the stupidest thing today, so I shot him the WTF Face and he knew how stupid he had been.

by letsgetcray March 2, 2015

Face Fondue

When a couple put fondue like edibles in their mouths and then make out

Dude, me and that chick face fondued the fuck out of each other night

by Parabol.a March 10, 2015

eights to the face

Mixing powdered alcohol with an 8 ball... To the face

Jimmy took those eights to the face like a champ, but now he is bleeding.

by Devs00 March 18, 2015

fece-faced

1.
An extreme level of Inebriation

He was so fece-faced when he got stopped by the Police that he could hardly speak.

by LawB March 30, 2015

face vindication

Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.

G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB
T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah!

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2015