doucher

A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason

as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:

Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!

by garageband_4 April 10, 2009

el doucho grando

A mexican douche who has exceeded levels of an el doucho and is now grand el doucho.

David 'Look its Nick'
Tom ' Oh, yeh. El Doucho Grando has returned'

by dark0dave September 22, 2009

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.

GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.

by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009

Doyche

a more appropriate way of saying douche

You big doyche!!!!

by cleone12 November 1, 2010

douch flute

A vape or e cigarettes

I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.

Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret

by S.Colditz December 12, 2009

Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.

Your a fucking douch-appotamus!

by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007