Wet

When you couldn't care less about anything, not down to do it.

Coach: Iman what happened last night?
I-man: Bah
Coach: You're wet eh?
I-man: Wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttt
Coach: This kid is so wet.
I-man: so wet coach u can even imagine.

by jrJetset April 20, 2018

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

Three-way wet willy

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.

Jesus had halie lick his finger to stick his finger in dylan's making it a three-way wet willy

by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019

wet stone

A great nickname for an uncle

Call me wet stone eden

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016

wet raven

A girl who squirts all over a black man, he then stands up imitates a raven then jumps and pile drives his dick inside her

Bro me and mellisa had a fun time last night, we did the wet raven

by Lokilaufeyson June 21, 2023

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021