National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

moob slap

when a man slaps his huge fat titties while dancing around like a fucking idiot

my little brother was moob slapping at a mexico resort and no bitches wanted him

by glooks46 June 22, 2022

Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.

That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!

by Mazzy Scarlett December 18, 2023

Slap a baseball boy day

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy

Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019

Slap ass day

14th Of november is the international day for boys to slap a girls ass. Since its no nut November you should be extra nice to the boys

Since its today its fine that i slapped your ass its slap ass day.

by Slap ass day(November) November 6, 2020

slapping the bongos

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.

Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?

by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021