Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible

Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!

by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

by gobbledegoofygoober October 19, 2020

post taco stomach disorder

ptsd

Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).

by Motosaki410 July 7, 2022

Taco Bell

War in the stomach

Crapping 10 minutes later

I’m going through a rough Taco Bell right now
AHHHHH it’s Taco Bell

by Do u like Wendy’s July 10, 2022

Taco Bell

A fast food place with way too many definitions on this site.

Taco Bell is Taco Bell.

by Inquisitive Walnut July 11, 2022

Tacos

What Jill Biden (Pres. Joe Biden's wife) calls Hispanic, Latino, Latinx people.

Jill Biden: Gotta love all those Tacos in the USA. They're great people.
Everyone else: What???

by HeyJoeHaze July 13, 2022

Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022