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Bucket Mouf Hoe

a chick who has blown many, many dudes, and has a large mouth to go along too
That man Bizzy stays with a bucket mouf hoe because he beez all aboutz his paper
by David Finkelburger February 17, 2008
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bros before hoes

a motto used by guys who are to insecure to talk to a girl and/or cant keep a stable relationship with a girl, when one of their friends gets into a serious relationship with a girl he is really in love with, and she loves him back. especially happens when the couple spends a lot of time together, and the guy's friends start getting jealous that their friend is spending what they feel is to much time with his love, and not enough time with them
guy 1: yo, we be going partying tonite brother.
guy 2:dude, i told you, i got a date tonight with michelle, i told you earlier today, im taking her to the movies.
guy 1:naw nigga, what about bros before hoes, its brotherhood.
guy 2:i told you several (raises voice a notch)times now that im busy, ill be out tommorow night.
guy 1: but bros b.....
(guy 1 hangs up)
by Slayerfan101 December 23, 2008
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bros before hoes

To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.

Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.
what a real man would say..

bill: lets go fishing.

joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.

bill: dude bros before hoes..

joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.
by boxerbaby January 21, 2009
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Knee High Hoe

Man your baby sister is a knee high hoe.
When used as a Plural:
If your over 17, stay away from there! That place is full of knee high hoes!
by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007
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Cereal dat hoe

pouring tastey or delicious fruit flavored cereal on a person.
Now cereal dat hoe and watch me YOUUUU!!!
by dejanay February 27, 2008
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Mexican hoe down

The act of taking someone out to dinner then going home for a nice game of twister....naked....with dead cats
in your second mother in laws basement, with a plastic bag over the dates head
by Petunia Pancakes September 30, 2007
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