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The Bro Card

Definition:
The card you pull on a friend to get what you want. It cannot be turned down without making the "bro" out to be a bad friend. Usually stated..."If you were my bro..." with no need to finish the sentence. * The Bro Card may never be pulled on a bro card itself.
Example:
1- C'mon man hand me a card under the table.
2- No Dude! I dont cheat!
1- If you were my bro.... (The Bro Card)
2- Ughhhh!! Alright! Here!
1- Thanks BRO!

*1- If you were my bro you would eat a booger."

2- If YOU were MY bro you wouldnt ask me to.
by clownkid18 January 14, 2012
mugGet the The Bro Cardmug.

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.
“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”
by Finnzo January 25, 2019
mugGet the Ultimate Bro’smug.

Bro

The closest a person can get to you emotionally.
Ben: “Hey bro
Kayla: “Awwww you’re so sweet”
by YeetersonPeterson69 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Bromug.

it's liquid bro

A phrase referring to earning liquid dividends, most commonly used to explain how a type of dividends work to new people.

The phrase stems from the crypto currency Axion in which investors stake tokens in order to earn dividends. Some of the dividends are liquid, hence the phrase came to be.
When can I withdraw my wBTC dividends?

It's liquid bro!
by Ermabot March 21, 2021
mugGet the it's liquid bromug.

Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.
Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.
by Daba Fett February 13, 2019
mugGet the Bro Pollockmug.

Bro

Either:
1) An awesome person who you have total respect for. It is used with lacrosse players a lot. They must have earned the right to be called a bro.

2) If used in a negative way it could mean a total douche bag. He is the annoying loud guy at a party. It is usually used in a sarcastic way like saying the person is cool.
1) Bob: He just did a back flip!

Joe: What a bro.

or

Bob: Hey man.

Joe: What up bro.

2) Fred: HEY EVERYONE IM AWESOME!

Charles: Wow, you are such a bro
by BigBoyBallard February 23, 2011
mugGet the Bromug.

Bean Bros

A very hot boyband of hot singles.Pinto is Philip, green bean is Ben, and beanstalk is Josiah.They are all good looking but green bean happens to be the least
by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020
mugGet the Bean Brosmug.

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