Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

mountain taco

Naked women encountered in the woods

I was camping with Rick and Jeremy when we stumble upon some mountain taco. We took that shit straight to the tent to enjoy Mother Nature's blessing.

by Mateo El Bando De Campo October 15, 2017

Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef

Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco

by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 15, 2022

Taco

Acronym to make fun of Trump. It stands for "Trump Always Chickens Out", and it's mostly relating to his tariff plan.

Person 1: "Man, did you see the news lately"
Person 2: "Hell yeah I did, TACO as per usual"

by FranXiT June 18, 2025

glossy taco

a word used instead of "glossy top coat" creat by the holo queen Cristine, or simplynaillogical

now let's put on our glossy taco

by ariana oralgen April 18, 2018

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013