Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits
I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits
by Colorawdo_crook September 30, 2015
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Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
by biglesbo February 23, 2016
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Dude beef taco

A vagina that looks like ground beef hidden deep within a hairy bush (that make it appear as though there may be a penis underneath.)

May also refer to a chode.
Ian, "So did you hook up with Nicole last night?"

Stan, "Yeah I almost died because of her dude beef taco."
by James Justice June 17, 2019
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mad taco

a slut that is a mad fucker and can not help her addiction to sex
hey look at that mad taco
by mad taco June 05, 2015
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Butthole after Taco Bell

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!
by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021
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Human Taco

The act of stuffing cold taco ingredients into the Pussy Lips. For example: Beans, Lettuce, herbs, soft taco, cheese, sour cream, chilly. The said ingredients are then eaten by a member of either sex giving both members pleasure as one gets their genitals stimulated and the other gets a tasty taco. This move is common in Mexico and the Southern States of America
Dude 1: Did you Fuck Beverly?
Dude 2: Yeah I gave her a human taco! And to top it off she squirted while I was munching on the lettuce
Dude 1: Noice
by Mechanical Vagina March 04, 2018
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