Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.
After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.
by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009
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Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"
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Guy B: "Do you mean the entire population?"
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when a big girl has a fat and hairy snatch, a hairy vagina no man should ever go near. has been known to growl and rawr at first sight.
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