Women's ADD

Women's ADD, caused by shoes and butterflies is the leading preventative measure to raging homosexuality.

Hey man, how'd you stop being gay?

Women's ADD, bro.

by Kedakai December 30, 2009

Womens Hockey

Fucking Best game ever cause girls do it better

Bob: Did u see the guys hockey game last night?
Kate: Hell no i was rooting for the Womens Hockey team
Bob: Why
Kate: Girls Hockey rules guys Suck

by jejejejejejeNikki March 13, 2009

Waiting for women

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.

Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.

by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013

Back on the women

When your friend proclaims that it's finally time to get back to having sexual intercourse with women, after numerous adventures with members of the same gender.

Ryan said that the time has come, he is finally back on the women.

by Galanonim February 23, 2021

alpha women

The alpha women is a girl boss, she doesn’t let anyone stand in her way. She’s like a material baddie. You should be a alpha women

Man 1:Do you see those rad wolf ears
Man 2:Yeah I heard she’s a alpha women

by Don’t talk to me ever March 12, 2022

Rat Women

Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.

Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.

by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019

Women of Woopdiddy

A little known legend of the Great Suburbia: A mysterious cult/white suburban mom organization that is occasionally advertised on Goodwill t-shirts.

"Aren't the Women of Woopdiddy those moms who exclude each other from neighborhood barbeques when they're mad?"

"No, I think that's some spin group where they grunt about being empowered."

by Appleby MacIntosh May 12, 2019