what the fuck are you doing

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

by KadV January 24, 2009

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

by meavagemary January 18, 2022

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

by shemadeabooboo January 2, 2009

dont know what you been smoking

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking

Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

by smoking crazy fool May 23, 2016

that's what she said to you

Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.

"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!

"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!

by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009

what the hell are you doing

Typically said when someone really ticks you off. Often involves mooching.

After Tony smeared nutella all over Steven's oreos, Steven responded by saying "What the hell are u doing?!"

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

What time are you open till?

"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.

Customer: What time are you open till?

Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.

Customer: You didn't answer my question!

Waitress: I know!

by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011