vike up

To defy all odds by finding defeat in the face of certain victory. To fuck up royally. Choking in its finest form. Made famous by the Minnesota Vikings football team (see 1999, 2010, 2016 playoff games).

Did you watch that game? Minnesota had a chance and then they totally viked up at the end.
I knew the Vikings would vike up that easy field goal.
We had the lead the whole game until Adrian Peterson viked up and fumbled.

by TSny27 April 21, 2016

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Viking

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his name is viking

by one two three four, how many May 20, 2019

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viking special

After a Viking beat you in a fight, they will proceed to bend you over and give you the Viking dick. He will ride you from the back, leaving you destroyed and exhausted. For the finisher the Viking will choke you out with his long, rope like, penis. After all of that, the Viking will continue to pillage and rape your family.

Oh no, not the Viking special!

by Treesmash123 November 2, 2020

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Viking Slap

When you fuck your girl in the ass while she’s on her period and proceed to pull out her tampon as you cum and slap her in the face with it, thus creating Viking like blood face painting.

Last night I ‘viking slapped’ Robyn and she looked like a true warrior!

by Load of Barney April 15, 2022

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Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

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