National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

shut your up

When shut up isn't enough to shut someone up.

You got games on your phone?

Shut your up, Kevin

by Pengi209 July 12, 2021

up your brown

Up your ass.

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"

Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Up Yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.

Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"

by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

warm up your nose

Another way of saying don’t be a bitch

He told her to “warm up your nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018