WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.
by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024

To get better at something.
by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
by AiryGoats April 14, 2024
