her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

by Pengi209 July 12, 2021

Boy: "So, will you see me naked?"
Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
Mom: "No, I'll just cut a hole in your underwears and stick the thermostat up your brown."
by ljak November 23, 2021

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.
Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"
by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018
