ukulele apology

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.

Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!

by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023

Anti Ukizam Party

Its like Anti Fascist Party, but it fights Uki Q Fans, as you know, Uqi Q is Serbian tiktoker that took control on kids that we mostly call "KIDARE" wich means something like toxic kids, as you know, there is ukizam as "Religion" so why wont there be Anti Ukizam Party, anyways, we are something like haters.

Example:
Random Kid (actually uki q fan): Hey, do you like Uqi Q?
Anti Ukizam Partists: NO! WHAT A DUMP QUIETION, IM ANTI UKIZAM PARTY!!

by Fabo (Reznov) March 12, 2021

dylan the uke god

the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages

did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?

man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music

by eeesquidward January 3, 2018

Ukrainian Fire-Hose

when you set a girl's pubic hair on fire and extinguish it with your urine

-dude, I tried giving this babe a Ukrainian Fire-Hose last night but I messed up and she burned alive in her apartment.
-weak.

or

-I wonder if he'll give me a Ukrainian Fire-Hose tonight?
-just make sure you douse your pubes with kerosene.
-duh bitch.

by danteFrancesco September 29, 2013

ukkers

A way of describing someone or something that's ugly

It's sometimes also used from a person who has given 'head' multiple times

" ew, that girl over there is ukkers "
" Tom is the seventh boy she's given head too, she ukkers "

by SKA and T-IH-B March 1, 2016

UKTV

You Know The Vibe

Girl: Wanna drive to the beach tonight?
Boy: Smoke a blunt?
Girl: Ayyye, uktv

by Piiicki February 11, 2019

Ukasha

Ukasha means "Smart Sharp-Eyed Spider", comes from the word "Kasha", Kasha means "Spider". 128 years ago it was changed because it was a female name. and adding a "U" will amalgamate the name and make its new definition "Smart Sharp-Eyed Spider".

Guy 1: That dude just hit a crazy trick shot in paint ball, and his strategies are flawless
Guy 2: Yeah, He's just like an Ukasha!.

by Arab Defs [OFFICIAL] May 23, 2019