Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 05, 2021

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

a toot toot

Someone that snorts cocaine.

Yea man he don't want y'all to know that he a toot toot. He still cool tho.

by MrsUnknown December 01, 2015

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 02, 2020

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 11, 2015