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Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
by Squatted February 5, 2022
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toot

A: I've read your tweet on Mastodon
B: It's called a toot
by Franz van Friedberg December 23, 2022
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Toot

by Loudblower420 September 12, 2017
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Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.
Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.
by connsume January 11, 2020
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Mouth Toot

The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.
Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish
by tromrom February 9, 2017
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Shoot my toot

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose
by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016
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