monkey toot

monkey toot: where one person toots, that sounds like a chimpanzee screaming.

(monkey toot in back) "Yo dude!!! did you just rip a monkey toot?"

by EL Gringo June 18, 2014

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.

Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.

by connsume January 11, 2020

Toots

Toots is the name of a gorgeous woman. She is loved by her family and constantly surrounds herself with them. Her nicknames include:
-Tootsie Roll
-Mama Bear
-Tootsy

“Hey what’s your moms name again?”
“Toots, why?”
“What kind of name is that?”
“A really pretty one”

by Alovingperson March 9, 2020

toot eye

lazy eye

they’ve got a toot eye

by .kc May 20, 2023

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Toot

Another word to say fart.

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted

by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022