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Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.
*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.
by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010
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Watermelon sugar

Harry styles wanted sugar, watermelons and berries. He never got them. He still wants them. He wants double though since its been 2 years since he asked for them. He said in his own words "I want more berries". He also requests to have them on a summer evening. He has waited for so long. where are the mans berries, watermelons and sugar! Who will get it for him!? Poor Harry...
HARRY WANTS HIS WATERMELON SUGAR AND BERRIES GRRRRR BARK BARK
by your sister in law January 31, 2022
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watermelon doink

A watermelon doink is a one of a kind blunt that has been smoked.
What appears to be a watermelon doink
by Dirty ROOSKIE October 19, 2017
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Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
by watermalone69 January 22, 2019
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Watermelon Sugar

A tasty Watermellon, usually sweet.
A compliment to someone who is nice.
This watermelon sugar is very sweet.
She is being watermelon sugar rn
by Sweck on a cliff September 13, 2021
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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021
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