Flash Jamming

That moment when you are listening to you headphones and you can't help but start to play invisible instruments, often accompanied by stage presence enhancing dance moves. Not to be confused with solo synchronized dancing. Flash Jamming is not always done in public but it is always spontaneous. The "jammer" is typically fully aware of the precariousness of his or her behavior but elects to let the beat flow through them and into the minds and hearts of those who are not blessed enough to hear what they are hearing.
Sunday evenings attack on the subway was sparked when a seemingly unaware man began flash jamming to DJ earworm's newest club banger. A group of h8ers, wished they could compete with the coolness of the victim but could not, so they attacked him with makeshift prison shanks.
by Matty-Oh January 02, 2013
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Jam Marriott

Professionally know as 'James Marriott'

Jam Marriott is trilingual and a tory.

Jam Marriott is the leader of the Jam Cult on Twitter, aka the Jam Paulers.

Jam has many other famous Youtube friends such as: Jamulous, JamNE, Ijammer and imJamllexx.
Person 1: "Do you know who Jam Marriott is?"

Person 2: "Of course! He's the Jam Cult leader."
by Jammer125 May 01, 2020
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jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.
Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro
by swiggityswoogy October 03, 2015
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Jiblet Jam

An orgy of midgets.
I walked into the wrong hotel room, and found a jiblet jam !
by Llamaballs June 17, 2017
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disk jams

What happens when middle-aged people try to incorporate youth slang into their text conversations. They type "sksksk" and their phones auto correct to "disk jams."
"That's what the Apple Maps car driver said."
"Disk jams"
by MC Wapiti August 05, 2019
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Suga Jam

Dude, that fag has the best Suga Jam!
by The Disser February 09, 2011
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Mega Jammed

an add on to jammed. an accent to jammed. "MEGA Jammed"
emphasis needs to be used on "MEGA" for effect if necessary.

1. To be screwed over
2. to screwed over somebody
3. a state of being
4. an expression
1. "I just got (MEGA) jammed by Meghan"
2. "I just (MEGA) jammed that dude"
3. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed right now"

also feel free to add in the "F" word where is fits.

A. "I just got so fucking (MEGA) jammed by Meghan" (fucking bitch)
B. "I just (MEGA) fucking jammed that dude"
C. "I'm so (MEGA) jammed. right fucking now"

An Expression: a friend sees another friend hurt himself. example, he walks into a sliding glass door, and the other friend in a deep booming voice says "MEGA JAMMED" coupled with weird facial expressions.
by Henn Diesel January 29, 2009
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