Hot buttered corn on the cob

While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.

after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.

by dirty 30'S September 14, 2009

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

The Mrs. Butterworth

When a guy pours syurp on a woman’s asshole, and let’s her fart on his pancakes.

“He got “The Mrs. Butterworth” special today.”

by calypsoaspen November 9, 2021

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Evilous Dark Power January 2, 2021

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

The Reese's peanut buttercup method

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.

Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

by The Red Pillow May 13, 2012