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Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021
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Albert

Girl: Albert has a MEGA dick.
by burpmilk May 8, 2021
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albert

bro: lets go
you:albert
by jajabeetz July 3, 2025
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Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!
Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG
by Colin albert November 24, 2023
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Albert Breaker

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021
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Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020
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Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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