Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
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Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.
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albert is my loml
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The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.
by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019
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49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
by Hannnah._.Grace January 31, 2022
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A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.
poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much
by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022
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