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Shotgun Golf

You go to a golf course with your shotgun. Hide in the bushes until someone hits a golf ball then shoot it. After that run like hell. Golfer's do not find it as amusing as you will halfway through your 2nd six pack.
Hey man you wanna go dick around at the golf course? I got some more shotgun shells.

Dude I love shotgun golf.
by 326435529 September 8, 2014
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Shotgun Curves

When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.
See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.
by President Poverty June 9, 2019
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Samir's Shotgun

A 12 Guage shotgun wielded by Samir in Tom Clancy's The Division 2, Samir can be identified through his iconic green kenkesse t-shirt and by his pure will to stomp enemies 300 feet from him
Oh shit its Samir and Samir's shotgun, that dude stomps enemies up to 10000 feet away!
by Samir's Shotgun December 10, 2019
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Taco Shotgun

This is an act of intercourse performed with some smoking material and a female (only a female this is not the anal shotgun) One must take a hit and blow the shotgun in the ladies (taco) and if accomplished she will then blow out the smoke.
Bro 1: Dude, I gave my girl a taco shotgun and now she wants one like all the time.

Bro 2: No way man, keep doing that shit get her feeling really good
by T-Free88 June 10, 2010
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Shotgun Bullets

The big mighty James Phillips will shout this from the rooftops.
SHOTGUNNNNN BULLETTTSSSSS
Shotgun Bullets
by Toplooker69 March 29, 2020
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Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds
by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018
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Meat Shotgun

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun
by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017
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