Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 18, 2010

Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK

Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"

by Duff9 March 12, 2011

lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Bacon Pancakes

The literal best food in the entire multiverse.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.

by b a c o n 🥓 November 28, 2020

bacon on the side

police car on the side of the road with a radar gun

"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."

by MC Munson December 29, 2007

Peameal Bacon

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.

American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.

by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013