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Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."
by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010
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Albert

People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.
A hot girl was asking Albert for a date but Albert wanted to go out with a hot guy.
by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022
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albert

bro: lets go
you:albert
by jajabeetz July 3, 2025
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Albert

look at Albert, he's a midget
by Santa Nugg December 3, 2018
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Colin albert

I like to kill people BANG! BANG!
Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG
by Colin albert November 24, 2023
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Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021
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Albert Breaker

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021
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