Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

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[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Teddy-Dogs ANd Cream Cheese<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

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Zeddy Teddy

Hi Zeddy Teddy

by Ew2412011 August 27, 2023

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That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

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Teddy Bermes

A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.

A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.

by TheRealPoperze April 2, 2017

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