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Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.
by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019
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Superman

An amazing, strong, sexy, perfect man named Tony Ray!
Wow! He's my superman!
by Superman & Wonder Woman March 25, 2019
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superman suck

intense juul suck or crAzy dick suck
Yo bro she gave me that super man suck.

Damn bro you just Superman sucked my juul
by Superman suck April 6, 2019
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Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.
Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.
by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019
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knock off superman

When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
"My partner wanted to spice up our relationship, so she knock off superman me in the shower"
by Piei+1=0 June 4, 2017
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superman

when someone swallows the whole roach at the end of a sesh when there are no hits left
“bet you won’t superman that roach” “aye bro superman that shit” “i’m bout to superman it”
by red1997 November 3, 2017
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Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.
by KrayzieKracka December 9, 2017
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