Bauer story

A Bauer story is a story or a joke that the listener intends on it continuing but just ends with out a punch line or resolution. The ending is always not funny and everyone gets made that this person just wasted everyones time.

1st guy- This guy asks for Bavarian creme pie and they were all out and the manager was like is apple ok?
2nd guy-wow what a bauer story

by asdcasd December 28, 2007

scary stories

Term used to secretly imply sex in a dark room with candle light. sometimes mistaken for story time.

girl- we should tell scary stories.
boy- ok?
girl- we could turn out the lights and light a candle.
boy- ok but maybe we should ask my step brother so it dosen't look suspecious.
girl-umm.... oh ok sure.
girl to herself (dumbass)

by jimmyisgay November 11, 2006

Steph Story

A story that is told lacking organization and effective delivery

"That was totally a Steph Story"
"I know it totally lacked organization and effective delivery"

by kj888 March 17, 2010

maple story

Maple Story is a 2D game which consists mainly of 13-year old boys who will never get laid and 50 year old perverted men who think is so awesome to call people "noobs" and "f@gs"(Maple Story doesn't allow fag to show up.) The game is retarded because the main objective of the game is to beat the living shit out of snails. WTF!!

Desperate Player:PAYING 200 MESOS FOR S EX!!
girliethief(who's really a guy):I'll give you s ex
Desperate Player:Ok

*trading scroll opens*

Desperate player:Ok give me s ex now plz

*girliethief runs

away*

This is one example of desperate little shits in Maple Story

by Ihavenoballs123 December 12, 2009

Bany Story

When someone tells a never-ending story that doesn't have a point. They usually think it is particularly interesting but in reality it is far from it. It's usually quite annoying.

How annoying, Johana just told me a bany story, it was so effing long I wanted to commit suicide.

by Yes!Yes!Yes! March 26, 2007

Sex Story

It is something that makes you horny... But instead of searching this up you could be spending all your time watching PORN...But I'll still give you a story about it.

Charity the Governers stepdaughter , had a huge crush on a guy in 8th gade.So one day she called Issac " Want to come over my parents aren't home" said very slyly. Reluctently Issac said " Yes ." So Issac went to her house, and saw her sitting on the porch. she was wearing tight ass booty shorts and a small crop top with no bra. Instantly Issac felt his dick get hard. So Charity invited him in to her house with a sexy seductive voice. She took Him to her parents room (which by the way was huge!) She told Issac to turn off the lights as soon as they walked in. She took off her crop top and her booty shorts, then she told him to turn the light back on. He stood there his cock as hard as a rock, looking at her half naked. She told him to take off his shirt and pants. He then went up to her and started to take of her thong. She then gave his 10" cock a blowjob for a while. So he returned the favor by rubbing her cilt and she cummed everywhere. She wanted him to fuck her, so he started to shallow fuck her. She soon wanted him to stop shallow fucking and put his dick in further. Within a while they both cummed . He stopped fucking her and ate her out . Then her Dad came home and neither of them heard him. Him being the Governer wanted to get some rest from his job. He went into his room and saw them fucking. Issac immediately his face was red and left. And then her stepdad got hard and started to fuck Lucy with his muscular dick!That was a sex story bitches Jk

by The Wonder... November 28, 2017

Sex Story

A story about sex that is used to turn you on. You can also call it erotica.

Nina was masturbating on the couch when her boyfriend, Chris, came home. "Hey, babe. Whatcha doing?" he asked. She grabbed his hand and pulled him towards her. They began to kiss passionately. Chris reached down and fingered Nina, while she moaned with pleasure. She crouched down, pulled out his dick, and stroked it while giving him a blow job. He sighed. Nina gave the best BJs. After a while, they were ready for real fucking, so Nina straddled Chris and slowly slid his penis into her vagina. She rode that cock like a pro, literally jumping up and down with each thrust. "Oh, Chris!" she moaned. When they were done, they fell asleep on the couch together. In the morning, Nina woke up Chris and said, "want some more?"- That's my own original sex story.

by rnadompreson June 18, 2018