simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”

Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie

by Avs chat March 9, 2020

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros

God Michael is such a simp

by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020

Simp

An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.

John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.

by Cxmb August 13, 2020