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Sam

by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022
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Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020
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Samming

The compulsion to make sandwhiches using your entree itemes and the bread product provided
The waiter brought me more rolls when he saw me Samming the turkey and mash potatoes.
by Jtrigger January 30, 2016
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Sam

The smartes, strongest sexiest guy around that all the lady's are looking for
Please there I plenty of SAM To go around
by SAM G G February 1, 2015
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Sam

(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.
Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.
by Lilya211 August 26, 2022
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SAM

Sam is a trust worthy guy,and hot ,sweet,athletic,smart,cute,SEXY ,and amazing. If some day your lucky enough to find a sam make sure that u all ways keep him because he is willing to take a bullet for anyone . All the girls drool over him . Sams are most likely to be fighters and they will pound ur ass any day. Sam is a weird party dude and he will always be so speacial to people.well hope u find a sam cuz damn he is looking fine today.
Is that sam omg he is so sexy🔥
by Sam❤ March 14, 2017
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Sam

Skinny
Acme

Wears DragonballZ Jacket
Watches Anime and Watchmojo
Bighair
Weird
In Special Class
Stop Peeing On Tyler Sam!
by Chr_Mx May 27, 2018
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