Fourth-cousin-thrice-removed (4C3R).
My fourth-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Seventh-cousin-twice-removed (7C2R).
My seventh-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Person 1: the elderly are at a higher risk of dieing from Corona.
Person 2: Guess you could say it's the Boomer remover
Person 2: Guess you could say it's the Boomer remover
by Zero Fool March 14, 2020

Fifth-cousin-four-times-removed (5C4R).
My fifth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Eighth-cousin-once-removed (8C8R).
My eighth-cousin-8X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

1- Grandparent's sesqui-first-cousin.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
2- Sesqui-first-cousin's grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's half-grandnibling with the other parent's grandpibling.
6 - Child of the parent's half-grandpibling with the other parent's grandnibling.
My sesqui-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
