pump truck

A promiscuous heavy set girl.

Did you see Dennis with that pump truck?

by robert foil May 28, 2007

Pump-Nut

adjective- 1:When a man feels like his scrotum is bigger than it really is. 2:When a man get a sudden burst of inexplicable courage to do something overly stupid.

If more people carried guns then the idiots with guns wouldn't feel so pump-nut!!!!

by MandiniA August 9, 2012

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 August 27, 2013

Pumpernickle!

Cowboy Matt's favourite word to say to his redneck friends!

Pumpernickle! you guys

by zx.cxz August 9, 2020

Gas Pump Thrust

The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.

Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up

Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!

by brandon2k9 May 11, 2011

pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.

It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006