damp pretzel

When someone likes men

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel

by wet pretzel April 28, 2022

cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.

Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.

by biggie fries May 10, 2014

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

pretzel pong

catching pretzels in your mouth as a competition, to win you must have the most caught or catch a double pretzel. fun game to play at parties!

"do you want to play some beer pong?"
"no lets play some pretzel pong instead"

by danis December 14, 2014

fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 September 25, 2011

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.

“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake

by WhyAri December 30, 2018

Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019