mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.

"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"

by extracrispytea November 11, 2019

pretzel lock

Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.

TK was pinned by Wilson and escaped by using the pretzel lock.

by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023

Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th

pocket pretzels are so good

by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019

Pretzel

When you combine weed and tobacco together

“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.

“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”

by kosarosa March 13, 2023

Pretzel

Legs behind her head handcuffed together and passed around for the pleasure of the boys. Pelvis broken or not, with a little force we can do anything.

we met some girls at the bar, pretzeled them at home, and passed them around for the pleasure of the boys.

by KJAII May 19, 2024

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.

Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.

by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024