Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 06, 2021
by Mamá llama February 02, 2019
by Big Black Crocs September 19, 2016
Papa thanos is who you’re daddy is when you’re playing endgame in fortnite. You are the chitauri, AKA thanos babies and thanos is your Sugar Daddy
Alex: Hey, we’re thanos babies
Me: yea, it’s time to have fun with Papa thanos
Arch: yOu cAn Be mY pApA tHaNos
Me: yea, it’s time to have fun with Papa thanos
Arch: yOu cAn Be mY pApA tHaNos
by Wayne kurr May 05, 2019
Papa Broski is touching me
by Papa Broski October 15, 2022
A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.
by Papa4life November 05, 2017
Getting recognition for being an awesome dad and husband... usually above and beyond regular diaper duty, etc..
My man gets extra papa props for cleaning up the buckets of vomit our son just spewed all over the bed.
by Papabear902 April 20, 2011