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pansexual

1. having a fetish or sexual attraction to pans of all kinds.
"that person always has pand lyibg around"

"ye they are pansexual"
by mayday996 May 2, 2018
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pansexual lesbian

a pansexual with the preference of women, which invalidates pansexuals and lesbians. you're just a pansexual with a preference for women.
molly is a pansexual lesbian! she doesn't exist!
by rileybaudelaire October 26, 2020
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Pansexual

Biphobes and Transphobes/ Snowflakes that think they are different from Bisexuals.
Pansexuality technically means "attracted to all genders", but that is bullshit because thats what Bisexual is.

A totally unnecessary and unneeded sexuality.

It is believed that pansexuality is different from Bisexuality because Pansexuality includes Trans people. That is completely Biphobic and Transphobic, because who said that Bisexuality doesn't include Trans people?
Also the saying "hearts not parts" is extremely offensive, as it implies that Bisexuals only like people because of their gender, and not personality.

Plus, pansexuality was INVENTED in 1917, whilst bisexuality wasn't invented and it dates back to the ancient Romans.
Jim: Hey, tom! I decided to come out as pansexual!
Tom: Bruh, pansexuality isn't even real.
by Mooniessss April 26, 2020
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Pansexual

Someone thats sexually attracted to pans
Person 1:I'm pansexual

Person 2:So you're sexually attached to pans
Person 1:Yes
by 1GN0RANCE June 30, 2020
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Pansexual Lesbian

A contradictory sexuality. A pansexual is attracted to everybody; whereas a lesbian is an identifying female exclusively attracted to other identifying females.

It invalidates the existence of actual lesbians and should be considered offensive, but it's not because people like to pick and choose their battles.
A: I sexually identify as a pansexual lesbian.
B: That makes no sense, but you do you.
A: Cancelled! :)
by NailSandwichEater420 March 28, 2022
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objectum pansexual

liking all genders and objects, aka the only valid pansexual label
oh are you objectum and like all genders? you seem to be objectum pansexual
by haha bisexuals go burr June 10, 2020
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Goth Pansexual

Wears black like the color of their soul and collects the tears of their enemies. Is pan because gender is a far too inferior a thing to matter to the godliness that is a goth pansexual. They probably have a lot of childhood trauma so please be patient with them. If you ask them about their life story they will go on for hours and love you forever. Compliment their outfit, eyeliner, hair, etc. they will go on thinking about it for weeks because they're used to weird stares from old men in the grocery store. Fem presenting goth pansexuals will disrespectfully curse you if you feel it's ok to sexualize them for wearing black and having shoulders. If you have a goth pansexual as your partner, understand that they are like pets. Feed them and cuddle them and calm them down when they're sad. Like crows, they'll give you shiny things to show their appreciation for you. They might look scary but deep down they really just want a hug, stuffed animals, and someone to watch a mindless movie with.
"Frick bruh look at that goth pansexual coming our way." "Calm down Brad it's just my GF and she probably needs a hug cuz her brains telling her I don't love her again."

"Yeah, my partner is a goth pansexual. I am very concerned for their mental health so I make sure to text him every 20 minutes to make sure they're ok."

"I thought I would be getting cute black lipstick kiss prints on my cheek and fun trips to pride. Now I've got this crying jingly bitch hugging my leg. But goth pansexual boyfriends are worth it."

"I didn't pick up for 10 minutes and Xe thought I died. I love my goth pansexual though."

"If he does stop collecting stuffies I'm gonna have to make a whole new room for her collection. But I love them and I knew what I was getting into when they told me they were a goth pansexual."

"Bro your complaining about your ONE goth pansexual partner. Try having two. My shoulders are constantly covered in tears from them both crying on me."

"Am I a straight man? Yes. But I've got a goth pansexual girlfriend so I know a thing or two about being a good ally."
by Ihaveakitchenwarekink April 23, 2021
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