two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 02, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

by Lezard Valeth September 02, 2003

lamb chop love hole

to grasp the love shaft of your partner while making sheep noises

samantha really loved that mans lamb chop love hole

by jay adkins August 05, 2007

Leg of Lamb re-bush

an act performed to reduce the internal diameter of a virgina.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.

"Man, she has a big twat! we need to give her a leg of lamb re-bush!"

by Mr Slitster April 09, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003

oh my lamb chops

A variance of the phrase oh my lanta.

Sara: "You are going to die tomorrow."
Josh: "Oh my lamb chops, no!!"

by JoshTheMusicMan April 15, 2016

ass nut lamb gravy

Ass nut lamb gravy is a synonym for a greasy nut you bust in someones ass that has the same consistency as some cold gravy. It's usually used in some weird kinky shit where people like to be embarrassed sexually, or be talked down to like some sort of joke.

Could also be used in a sarcastic tone, but personally, I dont think ass nut lamb gravy is a joking matter. It's very serious.

"Take my ass nut lamb gravy you disgusting thanksgiving whore"

"I'd be careful buddy, dont wanna catch some ass nut lamb gravy by accident"

"You smell and look like a bowl of rotten ass nut lamb gravy, put on some deodorant"

by badgerbud604 October 14, 2017